Shaft

Suave black man who acts tough and macho, but in actuality, is a homosexual.

That John Shaft, he's actually gay.

by Squishy's Master July 9, 2004

Shifty

In No-Limit Hold'em, to overplay or overvalue a draw.

Person A: Did you see that guy shove 400 BBs with a flush draw?

Person B: Yeah, shifty stuff right there.

by A-rondo March 30, 2010

shaftie

A shaftie is a motorcycle that is so incredibly rubbish it is physically incapable of wheeling. Weighing more than Russel Grant on his way home from doing a big shop in an armoured car, riding a bike without a chain is like anal sex without lube. Unnecessary and quite unpleasant.

A shaftie can wheelie (myth)

by ZebraQwerty November 9, 2006

shaft

It's when you get the sucky end of a deal, or just get screwed out of a life.

I got the shaft when i had to sleep on the floor.

by Chubby Martin February 16, 2009

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 6, 2004

Shaft

To move a object through a small hole.

Heh, i shafted my cock up tiffanys tight ass!

by Aruzo (Scott) September 22, 2005

Shape Shifter

Someone who employs the use of aides to enhance appearance in the hope of attracting a mate. note. could also be termed "false advertising" or "female transformer"

Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.

"Hey man check out that shape shifter over there, she is currently quite attractive."

by Elita One March 17, 2009