Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.

The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.

Catholic Retard by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019

squishy faced retard 

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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squishy faced retard by iqbal February 21, 2007

Shut up retard 

1. The only insult that could possibly be more powerful than our one true god—Shaggy. Saying the phrase against a hardcore street rapper could actually end their entire career in a nanosecond.

2. When a mentally disabled person is being very annoying.

1. Retard: hehehe Peter griffin gay
Ben Shapiro: Shut up retard

2. Actual retard: ooga booga oomph nigga pants
Annoyed person: Shut up retard!

Shut up retard by Obamagay74731 May 20, 2019

Window Licking Retard 

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

Window Licking Retard by Jon (943) August 1, 2008

ghost retard 

A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.

Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.

ghost retard by Tar-Baby January 14, 2010

hillbilly retard 

See George W. Bush. He is one.

George W. Bush is a hillbilly retard.

hillbilly retard by TMr July 4, 2005

Social Retard 

Person who is having or showing a lack of desire, social education, manners or up-brining to respect time/polite gestures/friendship/companionship/welfare of another members of the human society.

Alex is a social retard who changed his mind and cancelled a date 5 minutes before the dinner.

Social Retard by OB84Social May 25, 2010