Potato forgetfulness

When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.

Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.

Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.

Potato forgetfulness by Devarite September 29, 2021

Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.

I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.

Potato that fork by Woahbikes October 28, 2021

Potato man 

Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

Potato man by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

Potato wave 

A very stiff lifeless wave.

Will did not like it obviously because he gave him a potato wave.

Potato wave by JemmaCar November 15, 2021

Potato alarm clock 

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

Potato alarm clock by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

potato alarm clock 

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

potato alarm clock by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Potato-Man 

Smart-Ass
Screams a Lot
Is preferably British/Irish

Mate you heard a'bout the Potato-Man?

Potato-Man by Potato-Man The 1ST November 24, 2021