Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

CJ Simp

A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.

A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"

B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"

by douchebigiloo November 3, 2022

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Backwards Simping

Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.

He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.

by Dallas AP August 4, 2021

limp simping

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.

“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022