man numbers 

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".

No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.

man numbers by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010

fake numbered 

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

Frothy numbers 

A financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve.

"Did Chris submit his budget?"
"Yes, he did. But I don't think he going to make any of the numbers."
"Oh, I see. Frothy numbers right?"
"Yup."

Frothy numbers by KUJ September 7, 2016

Rejigged the numbers 

To readjust figures to suit ones Business

Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.

Rose: What do mean

Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone

Rose: (crying)

Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!

Rejigged the numbers by HawkGunner July 3, 2008

Nueberated

Experiencing new birth and liberation; reinventing and opening yourself up to new experiences.

During a well-earned vacation in New Orleans, I was nueberated by removing any inhibitions I felt.

Nueberated by Hoodies April 10, 2010

numb8er 

One who masturbates till they go numb.

The numb8er felt dejected after he couldn't get off, while staring at a poster of Megan Fox for 6 hours.

numb8er by KryptonicIOI December 19, 2010

nubbergaster 

fucking 7 year old gibberish to call somebody dumb

Stop being a nubbergaster!

nubbergaster by slomo blick December 12, 2022