Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.
by valeriansalad April 14, 2022

Nice is what You say to a guy who you sent an explicit amount of tiktoks of people cutting penis shaped items. It’s a threat.
by Bsjsoakanee June 2, 2021

Nice Mice Nice Mice Nice Mice. Oh yeah also, MOM TOM MOM TOM MOM TOM. Oh yeah, you cant forget about STILL CHILL STILL CHILL.
this definition is english, duh, Its not in spanish text. Sorry, carlos and santiago!
this definition is english, duh, Its not in spanish text. Sorry, carlos and santiago!
Guy 1 Matt: Hey man, I got some NICE MICE!
Guy 2 Josh: Nice! From where did you get those nice fat rice-eating mice?
Guy 3 Santiago: Oye, estos ingleses son patéticos, ¿no crees, carlos?
Guy 4 Carlos: Sí, están hablando de buenos ratones o alguna mierda.
Guy 2 Josh: lol they talking shit about us in spanish. XD
Guy 1 Matt: Whatever, they can talk all the shit they want in that apostrophe lookin ass language they got, just dont give a fuck about these people.
Guy 5 (Anonymous and is on the other side of the world) You: How did talking about Matt's nice mice escalate to this?
Guy 2 Josh: Nice! From where did you get those nice fat rice-eating mice?
Guy 3 Santiago: Oye, estos ingleses son patéticos, ¿no crees, carlos?
Guy 4 Carlos: Sí, están hablando de buenos ratones o alguna mierda.
Guy 2 Josh: lol they talking shit about us in spanish. XD
Guy 1 Matt: Whatever, they can talk all the shit they want in that apostrophe lookin ass language they got, just dont give a fuck about these people.
Guy 5 (Anonymous and is on the other side of the world) You: How did talking about Matt's nice mice escalate to this?
by MOMTOMMOMTOMMOMTOM January 14, 2021

A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.
Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.
by JayMoolah March 21, 2022

"Bob is so aggressively nice, he literally force-feeded me a bunch of cucumber soup, and then proceeded to grab me by the neck and shoved a toothbrush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth!"
by Goot_63 September 7, 2024

by herr svart April 13, 2023
