craM-S-N

When one person teaches another person the whole years course on MSN and that person aces the exam the next day, using just one case study.

Mike: Sup brah, you done any revision for the exam tomorrow?

Pete: Nah mate, can we craM-S-N?

Mike: No, you're on your own dick.

Pete: FFS, I'll just do some wikvision instead.

by Afromole June 9, 2009

hug n' rub

when hugging a female, you gently rub your chest against her boobs until she realizes and pushes you off in protest after feeling violated.

Alexia and Hannah no longer take hugs from me because I used to always pull a hug n' rub.

by XtehC October 27, 2009

Smoke 'n' Reek

Two Suzuki GSX-R motorbike riders that ride together and die together. They terrorise the local town by pestering the police and the Borough Council and always evade capture. Smoke 'n' Reek will also use their names as a phrase when agreeing with something or commending a good idea/decision and seal this by punching each others fist.

Smoke 'n' Reek have just spelt their name out on the road by doing burnouts on their motorbikes and then speed away just as the police arrive. Later the Borough Council arrive to clean up the mess.

Council says: Damn you Smoke 'n' Reek!

Back at the usual watering hole Smoke 'n' Reek are having a pint.

Smoke: Sicken them kents!

Reek: Smoke 'n' Reek (clenches fist)

Smoke: (clenches fist) Smoke 'n' Reek

Both punch each others fist.

by nofinfancy November 26, 2009

Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Text n' Ride

To either drive while texting or attempting to text.

Tyler: "Carful. Text n' Ride."
Noah: "Where?"
Tyler: "The driver of the black Jeep swerving in and out of the lane next to us."

by Imanei October 18, 2008

Poke 'n go

When on you Pokemon run and stop a your friends place to bang his mum

Friend: hey man so good to see you, wanna do something?

You: sorry bro just a poke 'n go. Maybe next time? Have you seen your mum?

by Dodoit July 18, 2016

Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015