A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023
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A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic
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The state of a door being almost-but-not-quite-closed. Usually this is done to your bedroom door by your mother when she leaves, hence the term "mom door".
Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me
by retrofutureman November 14, 2018
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