moisturiser

i said it to ur guys faces all da time it aint my fault if u dont listen!!! i dont bitch behind peoples backs something u guys wouldnt understand

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

moime

The naturally occuring mucous lining the intestinal wall for the purpose of lubricating turds on their way out of your ass.

"I have to leave for a moment. I've got moim in my trousers."

by James Corn October 20, 2003

Moisty

somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.

Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.

by james January 11, 2004

moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004

Moira J. Moore

Writer of an awsome book series. The 1st called Resenting the Hero and the 2nd called The Hero Strikes Back. 3rd book is coming soon.

Used in an sentence: Moira J. Moore is an author.

by Allison1970 July 30, 2008

moistner

stevey p's word, a word to describe something that you find emotive, can be used as a fill in for many words

that moistner has moistened me right up for a moisten
that hot porn has made me right up for a wank

" thats a moistner "

by Tatty September 12, 2008

moist-backed mexican

A smexxy hispanic person.

Gerardo is MY moist-backed mexican!

by Mavilous August 4, 2007