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Georgia on my Mind

After being "liberated" by its governor, Georgia reported nearly 1,000 new Covid-19 cases in the past 24 hours.
Thinking not of its reopened tattoo parlors, bowling alleys and nail salons, but of all those who would inevitably sicken and suffer, kept Georgia on my mind this morning.
by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020
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Mind Hymen

"shit man, I saw Inception for the first time the other day man."

"did you like it?"

"Yeah, but dude, I think it popped my Mind Hymen."
by The8-BitZulu August 31, 2011
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Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.
Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.
by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024
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the inner machinations of my mind

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
by anguslazy November 24, 2024
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Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011
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mind fuck

a mind fuck occurs from coming in contact with any substance; animal, plant, or mineral that will 'fuck up' your mind like; drugs or alcohol.
I am a pharmaseutical performance artist who uses my trippy art to mind fuck all who come in come in contact.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 15, 2010
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Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over
I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day
by L892 August 20, 2025
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