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Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
by agentlorneue September 28, 2009
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Kyatt Magic

1. The ability to say things inside a chat room seconds before having entered it, yet having everybody inside the room be able to see it. Named after Kyattsuai who seems to do this more often then not.

2. The brand of magic that gives people the ability mentioned above.
Kyattsuai7: hii
Kyattsuai7 has entered the room.
by Katrin007 September 14, 2003
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Genie's Three Magic Wishes

Occurs when a man is receiving oral sex from a female, and as he reaches the point of ejaculation simultaneously puts his hand on her head and pushes it down as to make her deep throat and yells out "SHAZAM!!" as he cums in her mouth
"I gave that girl from the party the genie's three magic wishes last night."
by Ohiohacker May 27, 2009
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booby magic

The act of grabbing (and optionally tweaking) someones breasts or bitch tits, especially if it annoys that person.
My bitch loves his booby magic, it sends his legs akimbo.
by mrbdamien November 23, 2004
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Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.
Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.
by jmtas May 19, 2006
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Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.
Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!
by eda-skip November 17, 2022
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riding the magic dragon

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
by Tory Burnett November 7, 2007
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