my biscuit

My bad, my fault (an expression to use when you've screwed up)

"Hey mike"
"My name is steve.."
"ooo shit...my biscuit"

by bossanova April 25, 2009

My Dad

Something that is really cool.

This chocolate cake is "My Dad".

by Vegas March 23, 2003

My chica

the sexiest, most beautiful woman in the whole world. Short,blonde and very very cute. You get jealous everytime someone looks at her.

My chica is soooooooo sexy.mine.

by feistychica23 June 24, 2010

not in my wheelhouse

Not my concern, not my responsibility.

He doesn’t have enough money to make the trip? That’s not in my wheelhouse.

by Bud of the 514 May 29, 2018

my grades

down the gutter, just awful

Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

My Garden

An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.

This was my garden, I made it die, its asking me why.

I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.

A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.

by dfault June 30, 2004