ALT-RIGHT: THE LEFT CAN'T MEME, THEY ARE ALL SJW SNOWFLAKES!!!1!

LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES & EVERYONE ELSE: h a v e a b r a n d n a m e c h o c o l a t e b a r m a d e b y t h e

a m e r i c a n c o m p a n y m a r s , i n c o r p o r a t e d c o n s i s t i n g o f n o u g a t t o p p e d w i t h c a r a m e l a n d p e a n u t s , e n r o b e d i n m i l k c h o c o l a t e

The Left Can't Meme by Ranky64 July 10, 2018

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Canon to the left of him

1. First used in the late 20th century, this phrase came into popularity along with the genre defining classic video game: Goldeneye. The phrase may be used any time one finds himself losing in any event so frequently and with such repitition as to warrant a tactic of flailing insanely whilst spinning and jumping in circles like a madman.

"This is ridiculous, you've memorized the respawn locations, wait, wait, Canon to the left of him, Canon to the right of him!"

Canon to the left of him by scrigscrag July 25, 2004

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to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time by squiggatron April 22, 2020

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Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks

Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

Michael Jordan's left shoe by KingofStuffedAnimals June 12, 2020

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vast left wing conspiracy

see democrat attack machine

Hillary attacks those on the right, while she is in fact the President of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.

vast left wing conspiracy by Truth Teller September 19, 2003

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