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lapman

lapman is man of lap. a person who's really tall and eats rice with chopsticks. a person who laughs at everything uncontrollably. a person whose life is devoted to audition and anime.
damnn check out that lapman! yo hand me them chopsticks!
by natigeroars February 6, 2010
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Lapple

i don't have a PC, i have a lapple
by S"morgan October 27, 2010
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Laptopping

Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.
Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.

I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.
by Redwall II May 4, 2010
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laplant

a weak human capable of doing absolutely nothing.

" 1.girl Mr. Laplant is so weak he is just like Garfield fat chubby.

2. girl ewww he is so lazy.
you are such a laplant .
by devinmcawsome May 30, 2018
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load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.
this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.
by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009
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Lappin

Lappin... is French for Rabbit.

Lappin also means Lappin Windows, a local song relating to retards.
OMG did u just see that spaz Lappin windows?
by lappinwarren February 8, 2010
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Swim Laps

Slang / sexual inuendo for fellatio, either simultaniously or alternating amongst 2 or more people.
"Hey, you want to go swim some laps? ;) "

"M4M looking for a partner to swim laps with at local pool"
by T.Duckenson December 6, 2011
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