rock johnson

he losed cuz of comander brown of a eyebrow raise chaleenge

rock johnson is epok

by Kaka v420 April 23, 2022

Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

by Creetee April 12, 2024

Hayes Johnson

The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.

"Hey Jordyn, isn't that your man, Hayes Johnson?", Person #
"Hell yeah!!!", Jordyn

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.

Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.

Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”

by Bobbyslimjimm January 25, 2025

Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.

"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."

by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019

tonniesha johnson

A smart intelligent woman

Tonniesha Johnson is a very smart Intelligent Woman.

by lil toozy June 3, 2018