two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs

"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"

by spikee-pixie April 16, 2009

Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.

Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!

by mile211 July 30, 2018

Doggy Dutch Oven

The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.

That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.

by Ninjapunch August 31, 2017

portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket

"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"

by 4 Points October 23, 2009

Dutch Corn dog

It's when a woman gives you oral sex while you Dutch Oven her.

Bob knew he was with the right woman when she continued giving him head after he farted under the covers Dutch Oven style. Mmmm Dutch Corn dog.

by The Dirty Chef November 13, 2010

dutch reach around

A reach around performed while riding a bike.

We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.

by MrPeterFluff February 19, 2017

double dutch

Alternating doing an activity with someone else, sharing responsibilies with another person. i.e. going halfsies

"You made the bed yesterday, so I'll make the bed today, we'll go double dutch on it."

by remie11 February 20, 2010