irish ass

A derogatory term to describe a woman by relating them to an Irish women, who are known to not have the biggest asses.

"Dude, look at the tits on her."
"Nah, man. She's got an Irish ass."

by DudeILoveAss December 4, 2015

Irish blizzard

Noun:
A classic snow storm where 8-10 inches are predicted. When it is all said and done you only receive 3 inches. Children's dreams of a day off from school are crushed.

2. I big bulky man whom you would think that all parts would match, respectively. Unfortunetly when the lady friend gets intimate enough she is profoundly disappointed, only getting the 2 or 3 inches of the 8 she expected.

M: Storms a cummin...think its an irish blizzard.

Lady Friend: Boring.

by jaydizzle21 August 2, 2012

Irish Kiss

Genetic abnormality of blue eyes. It's a large good or brown fleck in one of both eyes.

Her eyes were Irish Kissed.

by Winter_of_thy_discontent April 20, 2015

Irish Windex

When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.

Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."

by Supermctwist9000 May 2, 2018

Irish AA

When you quit drinking from New Year's Day until St. Patrick's Day.

"Hey bro you want to go out drinking for the Super Bowl?" "Nah I can't, I'm in Irish AA until St. Patrick's Day."

by jimhuge January 10, 2012

Irish Vacation

When you go on a 48+ hour bender, and aren't able to remember anything

He turned 21. He just got back from his Irish Vacation.

by Dart Kietanmartaru December 14, 2010

Irish entrance

When a person is supposed to show up somewhere but he no calls and no shows because he drank too much alcohol.

Tim: "I drank a bunch of whiskey and made an Irish entrance to the wedding reception. I'm a bad person."

Chris: "Yeah dude. Your sister was pissed that you weren't there. You were supposed to give the toast."

by jolly_irishman August 27, 2011