Mexican Hat Dance

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

by analbabes May 23, 2018

synthetic hi-hats

The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).

No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.

The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!

by Telephony November 14, 2015

Stink Hat

The putrid act of doing the unthinkable on someones head (or, ideally, face)

Back in college we would prank our dorm mates by sneaking up on them, holding them down and givin' em a big fat stink hat

by Haunch Tickler December 29, 2018

Wearing The Hat

A term used to describe when one is high on marijuana

dude I am totally wearing the hat today.

by depressfox November 18, 2010

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

rabbit out of the hat

Switching from protected sex to unprotected sex during the act by removing the condom, and of course continuing the act.

I pulled the rabbit out of the hat last night when I was with my girl.

by TehXeNo December 6, 2006

Amish hat trick

A light weight who imbibes three shots and becomes three sheets to the wind.

Devon said Sally pulled an Amish hat trick last night. She misplaced her panties, knocked out her front teeth, and slept on the fire escape.

by docjuan February 19, 2008