hobofest

going on a roadtrip when you're broke as. Driving cross-country, sleeping in your car, and basically not spending more than you have to, and NEVER in good hotels. Congratulations, you have become a temporary hobo, traveling the world.

'Dan drove on a hobofest down to see Meghan in Florida last week.'

by Shea... May 17, 2006

hobosack

it basically means that you are a hoe living as a hobo and well you live in a sack. its simple

Look at that hoe, she's probably a hobosack.

by cupcake417 August 25, 2008

HoboSexy

HoboSexy (hoh-boh-sek-see)

Noun ; hobosex⋅i⋅er, hobosex⋅i⋅est

1. An excitingly appealing seemingly homeless vagabond with a prodigious smile, splendiferous blue eyes, and an unkempt black mane, who wears exceedingly tight pants, second-hand shirts from Value Village, and holey festive socks who likes anything with an alcohol content, Indie movies and biting things.

EM: "Is that guy homeless?"

ME: "No, he's just HoboSexy!"

by Ace the Long Schlong Woody April 27, 2010

Hobonite

A female hobo, usually found taking a crap on the side of the road.

Look that hobonite is crapping on that car parked by the side walk!!!

by metallballer January 28, 2008

Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

hobosexual

were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food

Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid?
Meagan: He's a hobosexual.

by Mea.gan January 3, 2008

hobosexual

Someone that likes to get sexual with hobos. This event usually takes place in the hobo's house. (AKA a cardboard box.)

1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual.
2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual!

by Hobobobo January 20, 2008