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HoboSexy (hoh-boh-sek-see)

Noun ; hobosex⋅i⋅er, hobosex⋅i⋅est

1. An excitingly appealing seemingly homeless vagabond with a prodigious smile, splendiferous blue eyes, and an unkempt black mane, who wears exceedingly tight pants, second-hand shirts from Value Village, and holey festive socks who likes anything with an alcohol content, Indie movies and biting things.
EM: "Is that guy homeless?"

ME: "No, he's just HoboSexy!"
by Ace the Long Schlong Woody April 26, 2010
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