ghetto caps

Over-the-top acrylic nails. Can be:
-Obnoxious color
-Typically some form of french manicure
-Really long and/or thick
-Weird patterns
Usually only seen on ghetto/low-class folk. They're like a status symbol for them.

Dang, Stacy, look at that trick and her massive ghetto caps. Talk about tacky.

by miss-spock! June 19, 2011

Ghetto Diaphragm

Noun- A Ziploc Baggie inserted into a woman's vagina in lieu of traditional diaphragm birth control

Stacie: "Erick didn't have any condoms, so i used a ghetto diaphragm instead.

by Sick sombich September 7, 2011

Ghetto lettuce

Using potato chips on your sandwich for crunch.

He made a sandwich with bologna, American cheese singles and ghetto lettuce because there were no fresh veggies in the house.

by drpepper-phd November 4, 2019

ghetto spreader

A politician that runs their mouth and nothing but crap spews from it.

Kamala is a ghetto spreader.

by Fbjailbird84 December 6, 2020

ghetto glide

junky old vehicle - for glidin through the ghetto

by bean sauce October 23, 2003

Ghetto Net

A site created by Ian to fight off VGS.

Ghetto Net is better than your site.

by AJ 187 July 8, 2003

ghetto smack

when you hit someone with anything

i gave that bitch a ghetto smack with a brick

by the December 11, 2004