Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

by MattyBrady May 9, 2025

flarking

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.

oh my god im flarking it

by tyfawn July 17, 2025

Flaming Hot Toppie

When a torta gives head while her hands and lips are still covered in hot cheeto dust

"A bro that torta last night i bought the hot cheetos for, gave me flaming hot toppie on the way home. Now my junk is red and swollen."

by Kiss MahWeenah August 11, 2025

Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Faringdon community college

A school in faringdon full of y7 chavs and little shitheads who parrade around like they are the dick of the bull,every corner smells of weed along with the numerous drug dealers in the school everyone is either a shot eating council house benefit recieving multiple kid having sket or a weird animal loving asshole i went there and now im in a drug rehab after being sold numerous amounts of heroin and fentanyl in history by the school bop im on the street waiting outside the school gates for my year 8 girlfriend

Guy1: where did you go to school
Guy2:fcc
Guy1: dude i didnt know you were from bangladesh
Guy2: im not
Guy1:same conditions

“Faringdon community college” definition: foccused commited caring

by Suhmahdih September 6, 2025

Flaming Pucker

The burning sensation which takes place in the sphinkter after consuming spicy foods, usually occurring during the mornings first bowel movement.

Habanero peppers, jalapeño peppers, ghost peppers, etc.

Man, I really need to take it easy with the spicy foods!
I had a Flaming Pucker this morning after last nights spice fest!

by SABER DUDE 😁 October 26, 2025

Flamingo friend

A close companion you join for intimate, adventurous gatherings, especially those where multiple willing adults come together to ‘flock’ in the same room. Someone you trust enough to stand tall, lean in, and share a little colorful chaos with during group play.

You are my flamingo friend.
Hey, your cute, do you want to be my flamingo friend?

by Bobs67 November 19, 2025