Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

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Evan Nguyen

gets so many bitches, drives a nicest camry in gco, and is the best friend you will ever had.

evan nguyen gets so many bitches.

by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022

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When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

by Ridiculously June 18, 2020

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Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

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Evan

This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.

Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”

Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*

by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023

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