English Pancake

The act of titty fucking a large, hairy breasted male.

You better be wearing your goggles because your face is getting an English Pancake tonight!!

by simpsonphan September 28, 2014

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

Englanding

when you and your friend are having a normal conversation then your friend doesn't remember how to speak English, (Mainly because of their grammar or the way they pronounce things)

"Hey, do you got Fallout 4?"
"No. You are very good Englanding"

by muststopEnglanding January 15, 2016

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016

English

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.

English grammar baffles me.l

by Ellietheelaphant July 10, 2016

engla

Engla is kindof special and uses words very often for a month maybe but then stops using them. Examples is: Älsk, Offer
Engla is very dangerous and you should try to avoid to get in a fight with her for all costs.

Engla plays golf but sucks at hit for a major disappoiment for her dad.
She is also in love with swediah stand up comic Henrik Schyffert

Engla is mad

by Huggan02 December 12, 2016

Englishman balloon

The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.

Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!

by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016