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Dutch boxing

Dutch boxing is a gay mating ritual, which is only danced in a forest and you MUST have a hammock and be gay.
Princess bazza was creeping out of hammock when he saw an old man. so he lured the man back to his hammock to perform his Dutch boxing mating ritual! Bazza was one happy cornbeef queefing slut after the ritual! :)
by Bazzatheslut November 1, 2019
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Dutch auction

n. (1) An auction having several of the same item up for bid at once, with a minimum bid. Bidding starts with people offering a fixed price at or above the minimum for a certain number of, or all of, the items available. Highest offered price wins, regardless of how many items were bid on by that bidder, and winners then descend by final offered price.

A feature unique to this style of auction is that, if a lower-bidding participant bid for x items, but due to higher-bidding winners could only buy fewer than x, he has the right to back out and purchase none at all.

(2) a form of auction similar to the above, once but no longer held on eBay, in which the same rules were generally followed, with rules for bid times and final winning prices calculated slightly differently.
They had ten signed NFL footballs up at the stadium that they were dutch auctioning off for charity- one guy got 5, one got 2, and I got 3 and paid the least!
by Lt. Commander Data March 7, 2011
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Dutch man's hierarchy pyramid

The order of the EXTREME DUTCH CLAN/GUILD/GROUP pyramid is like this:

DUTCH MASTER: CONSISTED OF ONE SUPREME MASTER, NETO
DUTCH COUNCIL: CONSISTED OF 3 IMPORTANT MEMBERS
DUTCH ELDERS: CONSISTED OF 25 MEMBERS
DUTCH MAN:CONSISTED OF 350 MEMBERS
DUTCH BOY:CONSISTED OF 700-850 MEMBERS
DUTCH PEON/TRAINEE/APRENTICE, CONSISTED OF 110 MEMBERS
OH YEA, OH YEA OH YEA, NETO JUST MADE ME A DUTCH MAN!!!!

hey gratz man, im still a dutch boy =(

hahahaah YOU AND ANOTHER 850 SAD LOSSERS STILL IN THE LOW RANK!!!!!
by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005
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Dutch Uncles

Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse
by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011
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Dutch On Sushi

Taking a nice woman out for a dinner, splitting the bill, and then returning to a night of fun at her place filled with bondage, ending with you farting in her face and untying her before you leave, never to be seen again.
Heather put me in the friend zone, but at least I got her to go dutch on sushi with me before it was for sure.
by Buzzy55 December 31, 2013
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dutch oven sexy

Some one that is uber hott , sexy as hell , or plain out damn fine
Tay Tay: Andrea you're dutch oven sexy

Andrea: you are tooo Tay Tay

Tay Tay: I love you SLUTface
by rarr&rawr December 9, 2008
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Dutch Hat

When European girls pile on a guy - usually American, but Canadian, Australia etc
"Time for a quick reverse Dutch hat then catching the train from Noddington junction to Bedfordshire. " source: Craig F tweet.
by bruxisme July 20, 2012
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