Soberly Drunk 

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.

Soberly Drunk by Daksa June 20, 2020

Business Drunk 

The act of getting drunk between mid-day and 4PM. Ties are mandatory.

That meeting was awful, thank god we're business drunk.

Business Drunk by likeaboss March 6, 2009

Stage 3 Drunk 

The final stage of a long night of drinking. The point where the things you say no longer make sense and all you can do is make goofy faces and point at people.

So I heard Kevin was stage 3 drunk again last weekend.

Stage 3 Drunk by untouchable23 August 5, 2009

Christine-drunk 

A person who is plastered out of their mind.

MUST include:

-stumbling/biffing hard
-flashing/mooning
-hitting on ANY strangers/hits up guys for drinks
-slutty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up
-vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off
-telling people repeatedly that you love them
-repeatedly saying that you aren't drunk or "I'm gooood"
-sipping a mickey with no chase
-MUST LOVE VODKA and TEQUILA TIME
-refusal to believe the next day that you were Christine-drunk
-uses the simple explanation: "I'm just having fun!"
-MUST lose at least one personal item each party night
-may include stride of pride... or walk of shame the next morning

"I got Christine-drunk last night!!"

Friend 1: "What happened last night!?!?!?"
Friend 2: "You don't remember..? You were Christine-drunk!"

Christine-drunk by victims of Christine-drunk November 22, 2010

strong drunk 

To do everything stronger then what you would do when your sober.

Man that eric guy is pushin me around, what a strong drunk.
Have the strong drunks left yet?

strong drunk by C MART October 1, 2005

smart drunk 

A person who gets drunk everyday and acts very knowledgeable about anything and everything and pisses everyone off and also forgets what he says and think the world is a very interesting place.

Your such a smart drunk Jeff

smart drunk by Deloss January 15, 2009

love.drunk 

-being in a state of total bliss (as if one is drunk) upon leaving the side of one's most favorite person on the face of the earth,

-when the company of such person leaves one feeling weak in the knees; often accompanied by blurry vision and an increased heart rate.

-in extreme cases one may experience total loss of motor skills as well as kaleidoscopic vision while in a state of love.drunkedness.

i could hardly drive on the way home. i could barely see the lines on the road i was so love.drunk.

love.drunk by love.drunk May 30, 2010