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humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!
Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!
by Trailerking April 28, 2014
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Ink Dick

Ink Dick is the common term used when a guy titty fucks a girl who has a tattoo over the centre of her breasts.
Cory got back from Cuba and that boy got himself some "Ink Dick"
by LexusSexGod March 6, 2015
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Urban Dick

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.
That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!
by Nictionary April 17, 2015
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Pogo dick

It is a man slut that bounces from one chick to another. His dick is then called a "pogo dick". He will pretty much fuck anything that moves and once he fucks one bitch then he is on the hunt for another bitch to bounce into. Its like a niggah on a pogo stick bouncing from one place to another but instead it's a dick bouncing from one pussy to another.
"He fucked Jenny then he fucked Maddie and now he's fuckin Jenny again... He's gotta pogo dick!"
by rope2dallyup June 7, 2015
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Whoopsie Dick

When someone is showing you pictures on their phone and a dick pic accidentally pops up.
Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.
by Neal Smoot September 20, 2015
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coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.
Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
by ol blue November 3, 2015
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horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.
Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015
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