Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.

See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".

by star2uk June 29, 2020

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Cum Twinkle

A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.

“Now listen here you little cum twinkle”

by Gaybuttsex September 24, 2020

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cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.

by hb1020 September 28, 2020

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cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

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Cum hum

When a female (or homosexual male) has had so much sperm ejaculated inside of them (anus, mouth or vagina) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.

"Oh man, I took Scarlet home last night."

"How was it?"

"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."

"Oh man, that's horrific."

"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."

by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

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