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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 30, 2024
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Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023
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crunchtry

Adj.

A combination of “crunchy” and “country”; used to describe a person that conveys both rural and “new-age” characteristics. Usually queer-identifying, wears Birkenstocks and blundtstones; interests include yoga, foraging for medicinal herbs and fungi, listens to Tyler Childers and Noah Kahan, probably drives a Subaru. A subtype of “yallternative”.
“Becca starting a yoga retreat at the organic vegetable farm on their homestead in Maine is the most crunchtry thing ever”
by Dustin143 September 28, 2023
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Crutch

Something that gives a bad player a significant advantage and/or something that's good but doesn't take much skill and hinders the actual good players in a game
1. "Dude I hate it so much when they b
uff the Warhammer, it barely takes any skill to use it"

2. "Not gonna lie, Brawler's rage path is basically just a crutch for bad players"
by Zukov The Ultra W October 25, 2023
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Crunchy Energy

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.
We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.
by Trexlady November 4, 2023
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Crunch and Munch

caramelized popcorn for about one doLLar at waLgreens
You're ingesting snack food Like crunch and munch for assistance with You're caLories with intermittent routine it You're gaining weight.
by HeartcLefs January 23, 2024
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