rats for cracker jacks

A term meaning that sucks, or oh darn, or fuck. A let down.

"Rats for cracker jacks, i just wokeup @ 11 am and my interview was at 8 am."

by Katrina duPon t May 30, 2006

cunt-flavored cracker

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :

Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.

by Alaina Spaur September 01, 2007

cracker jack

humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist

ive never seen such a crack shot with a knife...hes a cracker jack

by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006

Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 28, 2013

crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

by Super Steve February 25, 2020

Asian Cracker Barrel

An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.

I heard Sarah is an Asian Cracker Barrel

by Your moms a heffer April 01, 2019

Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.

by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018