Poster child

1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something

1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"

by 459395 May 14, 2023

child money

People that play and record childish games like Minecraft or Roblox to then upload to a website and get money of little kid's that still watch these kind's of stuff that no 15 year old would watch even if it was made by PewDiePie or some other Youtuber
Main reason's for this act is to be able to move out of there mothers basement or be able to afford bread for breakfast

"Man that guy get's so much child money it's insane but at least he can afford to pay his alimony"

by Fogsmash February 18, 2017

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Child sacrifice

Yeah in the child-murdery way. Because he was too scared to do anything other than cry and tremble for years and now he wants to pretend he's done something other than stop caring whether or not children die.

Hym "Hey, Noooo... That's not what you did. There was a NOT retard-murdery way to call my bluff. There was a not retard-murdery way and and you did the retard-murdery way instead of the 'swallow your pride and allow yourself to be summoned' way. You chose child sacrifice over humility. That's you. You did that and are doing everything in your power to act as though you didn't."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.

Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle

by Shadowikia October 11, 2009

Child Pornography

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Child Pornography.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else

Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”

by bkb.v December 6, 2017