Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.

Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.

by Klueade December 22, 2020

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Christmas Titties

Festive holiday titties at the local gentlemen's club.

In the spirit of the holidays, Justin went to see some Christmas titties at the local strip club.

by TheOneTrueGinger December 30, 2018

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christmas vomit

Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.

"Don't step in the Christmas Vomit"

by Velobill December 25, 2016

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Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.

Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…

by Bresaurus December 23, 2013

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SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. 😍😍😍

"🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘 / DICKMAS 💦🍆👅 YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼"

by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021

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