Canadian Irony

When an action is performed by one person, intending to make another's life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.

Canadian Irony: Jim left Bob's hat out where he could easily find it, however, Bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.

by Creaky February 3, 2015

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Canadian

A Canadian is a Canadian person that is unlike no other Canadian. In order to become a Canadian you must do the following: ride to work / school, drink maple syrup straight from the bottle, hold open doors for people in -40, say "eh", and arrived home to your pet polar bear and go to sleep in your igloo.

Gavin: I think Marshall is a Canadian
Me: How so?
Gavin: He has a two-storey igloo

by Paperbro May 2, 2016

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Canadian Facial

When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.

Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"

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by kcb August 16, 2016

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Canadian Whipped Cream

when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.

that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.

by oral69420 November 28, 2018

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