Cake Icing Baster 

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

Cake Icing Baster by TCLBW October 23, 2008

cake statement 

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

cake statement by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010

Cake Bossin 

(verb) Fits in place of any verb in any setting. Most commonly used when indulging in cake like activities

Guy 1: Yo where's your brother?
Guy 2: Mane he on the phone Cake Bossin

Cake Bossin by BugattiBoy TaCo August 22, 2011

cakeable offence 

When not living up to the more or less formalized agreements for collaboration within a collaborating group, thereby causing some small amount of pain for all collaborators. The implied penance is buying or baking cake or similar goodies for the entire group.

In software: a cakeable offence could be committing a breaking change, causing tests not to pass, or projects not to compile

cakeable offence by Cakeboy February 10, 2014

Cake hacking 

The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.

I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.

Cake hacking by The Cake Hacker January 19, 2015

cake-body 

Loving cake or cake flavored items so much you start to become shaped like an actual cake.

Steve went cake-body about 2 yrs into his fellowship.

cake-body by Donna Lou Doyle February 8, 2015

cake dickeration 

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!

I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!

cake dickeration by Hans Honk April 21, 2015