Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

Birds Nest

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.

Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.

by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 27, 2017

Dick bird

Someone who tricks coworkers into not bringing a lunch to work.

What a dick bird! Ridge said there would be an employee appreciation steak dinner today. I fell for his trick and now I don’t have a lunch!

by Supertilley December 6, 2017

Dirty Bird

The act of removing ones penis from the anus of a another recently fucked individual, and slapping ones dick across their or anothers face to replicate the dirty sanchez, but in a more demeaning way.

I picked up this mad slut at a club and she asked for something she has never had before, so I gave her a good ole dirty bird!

by Th3_real_b1rd March 4, 2017

Birds Nest

nasty, ratty ass hair that hasn't been brushed in a decade

Damn! Felicia got a birds nest on her head.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

Doedoe bird

A flightless bird that lived in the Canadian rainforest.

The Doedoe bird lived in the Canadian rainforest.

by Bigtk October 5, 2016

Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

by Dickt July 22, 2016