Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard

"I'm a bearded funcle"

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.

“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!

by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024

bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist May 5, 2018

weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!

by kmfa666 July 8, 2010

Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.

Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.

by despicable-al March 24, 2021

Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.

JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!

by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022