bastard

another way to say "teacher"

me: do u like Mrs. y
you: yeah, she's my fav bastard

by veryveryimperch September 13, 2025

Fucker Bastard

A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.

Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.

Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.

by Claire Law April 2, 2023

Bastard

Someone who's a total dickhead and a jerk mixed together

A guy named Grason Hardy is a huge bastard

by ThatGayDickHead February 16, 2023

Bastard

A fatherless child also used as an insult

Jake is a bastard

by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024

Bastard

1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)

2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole

1. That child is Our bastard

2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard

3. Why you always have to be a bastard

by 459395 February 27, 2022

Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.

Yo we should fucking shit bastard retard

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022