retarded balls

When something is so stupid it is beyond extreme.

Warcraft Player #1 - "I can't believe you just pulled all those mobs PT!"

Warcraft Player #2 - "Yeah PT, that was retarded balls."

by Stratacaster1 March 14, 2011

Gray Balls

A much older man dating a much younger women. The male version of a Cougar.

Hey, why are you dating her? She just got out of high school. Do you want everyone to call you Gray Balls?

by benjaaron December 7, 2009

Ball Outrageous

To Ball so hard that it is visibly out of control, thus outrageous!

outrageous:
-grossly offensive to the sense of right or decency;
-shocking;
-remarkable.

Joe Gordon-Levitt: Hi I'm Joe
Raf: My friend is a billionaire too, you should ball outrageously together!
Joe Gordon-Levitt: what is "ball outrageous"?
Raf: I don't know, I thought you guys knew!

by R&B Service April 20, 2008

Ball Vapour

A lucid synonym for the function and after-effects of testicular perspiration. The term ball vapour should specifically refer to the visual phenomenon of steam rising from a set of sweaty testicles - typically within a climate much cooler than the average ballsack. Ball vapour is less common in countries that experience year-round warmth or extensive home central-heating systems. Northern European countries such as Norway, Sweden and Scotland have been epicentres of the ball-vapour phenomenon for many years.

Ball vapour swirled through the air as my sweaty nuts glistened in the winter moonlight.

by Gaberdeen February 3, 2010

Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.

I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.

by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

ball film

The sticky film you get on your balls on a hot day.

Man, i need to wash my balls, they're covered in ball film!

by Jason November 14, 2004

balls to drop

balls to drop is a term for lack of courage. A reward for an act of courage your "balls could drop". Turning you from a boy to a man.

Steve: I am not going to jump off the diving board. I don't even know how to swim.

Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.

Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.

Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.

by Mitchell man September 3, 2010