scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.

"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."

by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015

Bum Babies

Private school boarding boys shitting out the cum in their arse.

e.g. CK

Bum Babies, C.K.

by Bum baby April 29, 2021

Flaming Babies

A shot of cum with hot sauce

"That whore up the street loves flaming babies"

by Sir Blumpkin June 2, 2014

Highway Baby

A baby raised on the highway we’re most accidents happen. They walk back and forth along the highway searching for their non-existent parents, and are incapable of aging.

Jim: BRO HELP!! IM ABOUT TO CRUSH A HIGHWAY BABY!!

Phineas: Do it.

by BSsubsforlunch August 16, 2023

baby rhino

A cute fat chick.

Dude 1: Damn dawg, that chick is cute but chunky.

Dude 2: Yeah homie, she's a baby rhino.

by Fat chick March 8, 2014

Niggie Babies

Noun

1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."

"Use this washcloth to wipe the Niggie Babies from your armpits."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009