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Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
god brandon is such a loser
by bithcboy April 18, 2024
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Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.
Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?
by MewForce January 30, 2023
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Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020
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Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.
by God Hands September 7, 2025
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Brandon

Brandon’s dad went pizazz.
by BigShlongLary May 20, 2019
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Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 5, 2020
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