biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

Bleach biscuits

Describes the aroma of 1-3 day old sperm mixed with dirty laundry

I walked into my 16 year old brothers room and the place smelled like bleach biscuits stink jizz cum
spunk

by thickburger17 June 10, 2016

Sea biscuit

Sea biscuit:
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.

Look at that "sea biscuit!" She looks like a leather arm chair.

by Cjdecember April 27, 2016

biscuit firewall

Someone who prevents you from eating more biscuits when you reeeeeally want to.

Pavol: "Vanda is my biscuit firewall!"

by TetrasMark February 10, 2010

Dumpster Biscuit

A used condom behind or near a dumpster.

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

Biscuit ass

An individual who has a lot of Cellulite and waves on their butt.

Man I met a girl but she got that biscuit ass.

by Bonskibitus September 19, 2019

turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014