biscuit firewall

Someone who prevents you from eating more biscuits when you reeeeeally want to.

Pavol: "Vanda is my biscuit firewall!"

by TetrasMark February 10, 2010

ketchup biscuit

the sister term to "sticky biscuit," a group of period-synced cunts rub out their mentrual blood simultaneously over a biscuit, the cunt with the least amount of flow must eat the biscuit ('least flow eats the dough')

Sally: What do you cunts want to do this evening?
Kaitlyn: How about we play ketchup biscuit since our cycles have now synced?
Sally: That's a fantastic idea.

by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018

CUM BISCUIT

WHEN WESTSIDE KIDS CUM ON A BISCUIT AND FEED IT TO A TEACHER

LETS FEED MRS. FUCKCUNT A CUM BISCUIT IN COOKING CLASS, ITS A SALTY SNACK

by BIG DAMON May 22, 2018

Pasty Biscuit

The best of the best of the white girls.

“Damn, look at that fine looking pasty biscuit”

by T6ylynn April 11, 2022

shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.

Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?

by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019

Biscuit barrier

Derived from biscuit (i.e biscuit) a slang term in reference to SUPER white people (Ned Flanders, Butters from south Park, brady bunch) the most biscuit thing about a person who is in fact a biscuit is there is no way to explain to them that they are a biscuit and what a biscuit is .. biscuit barrier

Hey fellas whats a biscuit and how am i one gee wiz im just flabbergasted

That's the biscuit barrier...nvm biscuit

Well golly gee pal i shure you would explain to your good buddy

I cant there's a barrier and your a biscuit and im not your buddy biscuit

Aw shucks champ i thought we where we sure get along famously i think your just wonderful

Thats because your a biscuit now fuck off and and eat shit

See ya around best friend

Fucking biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 06, 2019

Fancy Biscuit

Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.

Used as a verb...
Dude1: "Did you donkey punch her?!"
Dude2: "No, but Fancy Biscuited that ass!"

by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016