asshole-dent

generally referring to car accidents; or fender benders.

An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.

I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!

by Dr. Ater November 10, 2011

Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak

Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist

by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019

adequate asshole

Ad·e·quate Ass·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.

Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.

by Hack my Jack July 8, 2014

asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.

"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."

by zdad October 23, 2009

Asshole/Dick

Asshole dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick

by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019

Sublime Asshole

Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.

His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.

by Dev_ March 12, 2011

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017