Ass Brick

a brick put into your pants to protect you ass

Homeless man: i need an ass brick

by erbin dikshinairy June 22, 2023

Brick

the name of someone who doesn't pick up the phone, or listen to someone.

Am i calling a brick?
Am i talking to a brick?
Kyle, you're such a brick!

by Bjergsen December 3, 2014

brick

Used when someone attempts to make a joke which isn't funny.

what a brick

by Killthemwithkindness November 14, 2011

Electric Brick

A computer from 2001 or older

Dude that computer looks like an electric brick!

by Cheezbuguh May 11, 2016

Salford Bricking It

Tommy Fury’s version of shitting it

‘I’m Salford bricking it’

by Cloggydon July 11, 2019

American Brick

A act of going to Vietnam to burn down a jungle take the ashes left over from the burning. Then bringing it back to the continental US to grind down and make bricks to then sell back to the country. Other countries have been used in the misty burning and devastated countries.

Holy shit Jared there are billions of dollars worth of American Bricks in this warehouse. Yes I know Jim we have a new shipment going to Iran next month.

by Make hawk November 14, 2019

Eat A Brick

An inconspicuous way of telling you to kill yourself.

Go Eat a brick

by coolpotatoe724 March 19, 2025