/duc-dih-king/
Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
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oh,you are toooooooo foolish , like a Duck Daisy!
hey,Chen Q,do you know you are a fool? You really like a Duck Daisy!!!
hey,Chen Q,do you know you are a fool? You really like a Duck Daisy!!!
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person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
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Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"
Person 2 "Why?"
Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
Person 2 "Why?"
Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
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Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.
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