Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

meat me

To Meat Someone In The Anus

Meat Me In The Park

by JordanTaylorProductions November 19, 2017

Off me

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

by Grisu October 27, 2008

escucha me!

spanish form of listen up!

(in mexico) escucha me!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

ME-bag

1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.

I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.

by Damoclese July 22, 2004

me 2

me too

I love your hear me 2

by me 2. August 15, 2018

beer me

a cry for help. when you need a beer but cant get it yourself.

dude, beer me since your up. i got my girl riding me and i cant get it myself

by cythebeerguy August 11, 2016