Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

LTM Jerk

Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.

Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave

Friend- what were you doing then?

Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk

by poohjad March 5, 2025

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

co-jerk

The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.

How about co-jerk before bed?

by darknasty May 26, 2017

extreme circle jerk

When five guys sit with their dicks out around one in the middle the one in the middle has a pocket pussy and places the pocket pussy on their dick and quickly lifts it and turns to the other guy and repeats this gets progressively faster until one cums and he's out this continues until everyone nuts who ever got out first has to drink the all of the cum out of the pocket pussy

I can't believe I lost to Michael last night when we played extreme circle jerk

by N69gaming September 20, 2022

olympic jerk

The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.

I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!

by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016