Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022

montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

Dick Destroy December

Means you jack off every day of December, and on the first you nut once, on the second twice, and onwards.

Dude I just nutted 9 times for DDD (Dick Destroy December)

by Iwillmurderthepersonthatdied. December 9, 2019

Sucking dick for dollers

You suck dick.. for dollers

Im sucking dick for dollers

by xdfghjkjhgvghjhgvcgyhgv January 22, 2022

big brother dick

If boyfriend dick is a dick you can settle down with. And vacation dick is a bit overwhelming. There needs to be a dick in the goldilocks zone. This is bigger than the boyfriend dick and you just want it all the time. Like how you long for your brother's love.

Damn, who would've known he had big brother dick. He was turning me on all night long.

by andthatswhyshequeefedonmyface April 15, 2020

Destroy Dick December

After NNN (no nut November). On December 1st one must bang someone so hard they destroy their dick.

Bro my Dick is completely destroyed after the first day of Destroy dick December

by Gamer_boi November 12, 2020