A low life loser who will stick their penis into any thing or person just to be able to say they did
"Hey I just had sex with a girl who had a bad yeast infection! " "What the fuck is wrong with you Dirty Dick Nick"
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 24, 2023
Get the dirty dick nickmug. This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017
Get the near-dick experiencemug. 
Sliding down a hill in nothing but your boxers, wiping out and snow flying up your boxers making your Dick frosty the snow Dick.
by Bloody Lotus April 7, 2014
Get the Frosty the snow Dickmug. Reverse dagger dick (RDD)is when your dick is skinny at the base and fatter at the top you may also call it a drumstick
by Jake Oslund November 11, 2017
Get the reverse dagger dickmug. Means you jack off every day of December, and on the first you nut once, on the second twice, and onwards.
by Iwillmurderthepersonthatdied. December 9, 2019
Get the Dick Destroy Decembermug. Triffelin hoe who doesn't care who's dick, how many dicks, or where those dicks have been. Her only goal is a dick in the face. And enjoys keeping those rewards for as long as possible by not brushing, flossing, or rinsing. Then proceeds to engage in as much group contact and conversation as possible so she can brag by exuding her bum Dick Breath on all. All of which she does while exclaiming she's not that kind of girl.
Jesus Christ can you believe that bitches bum Dick Breath. Seriously she should go talk to a wall or get into a fight with a toothbrush. What a foul ass hoe.
by 69hammy69 February 17, 2022
Get the Bum Dick Breathmug.