cyber fuck buddy

Someone you either don't really know, or don't have a real relationship with who you have regular cyber sex with.

Joseph has a cyber fuck buddy.
They meet every night on Omegle.

by K!ng Kong February 11, 2014

fuck you factor

When you drop everything and go on holiday for a time out

Fuck you factor is when things are going bad that you need a time out

by H001 December 23, 2014

Fuck my girl

When someone has a girlfriend who cheats you might as well pay someone to fuck her and watch.

“Jerry fuck my girl for $25”

by Wifebanger69 January 3, 2019

Kindly fuck off

When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.

Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.

by Anniewasia ;)) January 3, 2019

Fuck faggot Friday

The weekly ritual of fucking a gay man and it not being gay

It’s fuck faggot Friday let me hook up with that fag luke

by FFF for da boys May 15, 2019

Danny Fucking Duncan

A man, a myth, a legend. Only 3 words define that statement. Danny, Fucking, Duncan. You want to wait till marriage, be like this man. If you want to make your friends roll around in donkey shit, be like Danny Fucking Duncan. You wanna eat ass every night but stay abstinent, be like this man. Rock on fuckers, and remember, fuck the elderly.

Boring Ron: My life is boring, but I love reading.

Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.

Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”

News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.

Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!

by Rucked And Tucked August 21, 2019

fuck the pain away

when you fuck so hard your vagina goes numb

Last night me and Kevin were fucking and i screamed FUCK THE PAIN AWAY and my pussy when numb.

by Bertha was here May 21, 2018