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by Pepsicolafanta November 23, 2021

Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020

san diego shit bomb

while having anal sex with your girlfriend or wife or even a male friend depending on how you are, simply after a good long screwing of the butthole I'm talking about 20 minutes a least pull out and her/ his butthole will be about 2 inchees in diameter, take a air compressor and strap a dildo on to it for her/ his saftey. Make sure the psi guage is at about 200 psi and let her rip, in doing so shit should come EXPLODING out.

advice if you are a proffesional in doing this stunt make her eat spicy Indian food for a week straight and it will be one crazy mess. !warning! my advice is to wear goggles at all times beacuse my friend has ben permanetly blinded in his left eye

Broseph i did a san diego shit bomb with my boyfriend yeaterday a theres poop all over the walls.

by sausage queen October 3, 2008

to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.

A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.

by iulita December 30, 2005

now aint dat some shit

Another way of saying "That's the biggest load of hogwash that has ever found my perception!"

guy 1: dude, she wasn't clean
guy 2: now aint dat some shit

by Timmeh G June 20, 2011

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008